Awesome quotes from potential clients-

Will you teach me to do a summersault? I mean backflip.

Its choosing between jiu jitsu and aerial silks for me.

What do you do against someone who is 500 lbs?

What do you do against someone who is 500 lbs and has a knife?!

My fingers hurt, I don't want to do this anymore. Can you show me anything else?

Is there a kung fu school where they will teach me flips around here?