Wednesday, August 31, 2011

School is so great. Have to be even more alpha. Also, New class today. Excited.
Now, movie reviews!!!

Here's what I remember-

The fly
This was totally amazing in every way possible. It starred Jeff goldblum who is at his best in this playing a character with the ultimate form of nerd rage. The movie is basically Jeff goldblum acting alpha (being himself) and then tons of gross out scenes that still kinda hold up. Special attention should be payed to geena Davis's abortion/delivery scene. This scene stacks up to other all time great abortion scenes in cinematic history, such as the one from "the last American virgin" and masters of horror "pro life". Serious company to keep.

Darkman
As awesome as the fly was, Darkman was the more entertaining film. It starred Liam neeson, Francis mcdormand, and Larry drake (the guy who played Benny on la law). Liam is pretty amazing as Darkman, but drakes Durant was my favorite character.  Durant is an alpha crime boss who takes what he wants when he wants. He has a human trophy case, henchmen made up of lunatics, and a special male assistant named Keith. If it wasn't for darkmans awkward dating scene which I identify with,  Durant would be the clear favorite. Oh yeah, Sam Raimi made this and its one of his good ones. Fuck batman, see Darkman!!!!!!!!.


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